*NEVER LET THE FEAR OF STRIKING OUT KEEP YOU FROM THE GAME*- We all have had our fair shares of falling, being tossed or kicking ourselves in the butt with past relationships, blind dates, or meeting new people. You got to pick yourself up, dust off that dirt, put a bandaid on that boo-boo and get back in the game. You have to forget about the fly ball that got away and work on that home run that you may be getting tossed your way. So here it is, "MY STATS", "THE LIST" "THE GOODS" "THE IT FACTOR" "THE PERFECT WOMAN PACKAGE" as to what it may take to impress you to pick me over hundreds of other woman on this website. Well here it is in a nutshell! 1. I am short so I will always be able to look up at you. 2. I can drive a stick shift. 3. I can ride a motorcycle and not just go tandem, but will if you prefer. 4. I have long hair. 5. I won't drag you shopping with me (that's what my sister is for) 6. I might hide in corners and try to scare. 7. I will not try to move into your apartment the first chance I get. 6. I love pitbulls, chihuahuas and even monkeys!! 7. I will kiss you in the morning even if you have bad breath. 8. I get my toes done. 9. I won't nag you when you watch sports. I will watch with you. 10. I won't order a salad. 11. Can be one of the boys and talk dirty just like 'em. 12. I love being a girl. 13. I will give you back massages. 14. I have all of my shots. 15. I have piercings. 16. I will keep my car up on her oil changes. 17. You + me + Shooting darts + beer = Night of fun. 18. I can cook. 19. I will put post-its in random place for you to find and read. 20. I will laugh and all of your jokes(even the ones that aren't so funny). 21. I workout. 22. I only need a 2-5 minute phone call. (Make sure you're okay. I worry!) 23. I won't put girly things in your bathroom or shower. 24. I won't burden you with my PMS problems. 25. I have a full-time job. 26. I smell good. 27. I pay my own bills. 28. I will treat you for dinner and ice cream too!!! 29. I will let you hug me even when you are sweaty. 30. I don't eat pizza with a fork and knife. 31. Your wallet, car, and house wont score points with me but a motorcycle will. 32. I can carry a conversation longer than 30 seconds. 33. I won't go through your drawers, cellphone, or email. 34. I have all my own teeth. 35. I love monster drinks. 36. I love being spontaneous. 37. I will buy you gifts unexpectedly. 38. I will never kick you in the crotch on purpose. 39. I will leave you a rose on your windshield. 40. I won't make fun of your manhood. 41. I love to laugh. 42. I make a great cake called "Better then Sex" (hmm-hmm-hmm) 43. When you are sick I will by you orange juice. 44. Your dog/cat can sleep with us at night. 45. I won't sleep with your best friend. 46. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. 47. I am 33 years old with the heart of an 8 year old. 48. I will lay naked in bed with you. 49. I am not afraid to burp in front of you. 50. I won't get offended if you tell me a dirty joke. 51. I love holding hands and sitting on someone's lap. 52. I won' get mad if you pass wind, heck it's nature. 53. I will let you control the remote when watching T.V. 54. I want you to hang out with the boys. 55. I won't get mad if you spray me with the garden hose, just even!! 56. I would never tell you "oh my god I've seen bigger" P.S. I have had my fair share of "oops", "blunders", "mishaps" and "I can't believe I did that" in the dating world, but I can't let that keep me from the game. If you are currently experiencing a bump in the road with your current girlfriend, striking out or not being able to warm up in the "bullpen" please don't use me as a pawn to get her mad!! Life is too short to spend it alone, getting even or dwelling over the past. So with all that said "LETS PLAY BALL"